If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?
13.06.2025 10:14

Insider trading
Revenge porn
You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.
Revealing classified information
That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.
False advertising
Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?
HIPAA violations
Insurrection
No freedom is absolute.
Perjury
And much, much more.
Freedom of speech does not apply to:
Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?
Threats of violence
If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.
Fraud
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.
Trade secrets
Child pornography
What are the best Jewish jokes?
Terroristic threats
Conspiracy